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The Killer 2023

★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Nov 2023 14

The Killer, by which I mean our nameless protagonist played by Michael Fassbender, has seen Fight Club. He has seen Tyler Durden’s idealistic war on capitalism, the simultaneous rejection and embrace of modern masculinity, the perceived meaning in meaninglessness. He knows it’s all bullshit. The debt records cannot be erased, there’s no such thing as setting everyone back to zero. The only life path is behind you. If you blow up a Starbucks all you’re doing is gifting the corporate…
Scream VI 2023

★★ Watched 09 Mar 2023 12

I like to think of myself as a kind of Kirby figure here on letterboxd. A smoking hot millennial voice of reason amongst a sea of gen z bullshit

Showing Up 2022

★★½ Watched 06 Dec 2023

Yes yes Kelly, the very nature of art itself is inherently as meaningful and meaningless as taking care of a pigeon. Congrats on the big brain. Takes a lot of confidence to make something like this in a world where you could be looking at your phone instead. I do admire that
Naked Lunch 1991

★★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2023

I’m on bug powder, I don’t need to cum
Obliterate conscious thought and let the beast within make love to the keyboard. That’s basically what I do on here

Copenhagen Cowboy 2022

★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2023 19

NWR: So I’ve got a show idea.
Netflix: Let’s hear it.
NWR: Almost nobody who pays for your service is gonna enjoy this.
Netflix: Love it.
NWR: It’s really dark, well obviously not the lighting, that’s bi as hell.
Netflix: Of course.
NWR: I mean this thing is like Under The Skin with sex trafficking and spliced in footage of a North Korea state mandated martial arts tournament. I adapted the original story from a vhs tape I found in…
Skinamarink 2022

½ Watched 15 Jan 2023 9

Oh my god I’m so sick of vibes, you niggas are not Andy Warhol, write a fucking story