Alex Pro

Black George Costanza. Famous writer of the top House Party 3 review

Favorite films

  • Broadcast News
  • King of New York
  • Decision to Leave
  • The Killer

Recent activity

  • Showing Up


  • Naked Lunch


  • The Holdovers


  • High Plains Drifter


Pinned reviews

  • The Killer

    The Killer


    The Killer, by which I mean our nameless protagonist played by Michael Fassbender, has seen Fight Club. He has seen Tyler Durden’s idealistic war on capitalism, the simultaneous rejection and embrace of modern masculinity, the perceived meaning in meaninglessness. He knows it’s all bullshit. The debt records cannot be erased, there’s no such thing as setting everyone back to zero. The only life path is behind you. If you blow up a Starbucks all you’re doing is gifting the corporate…

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI


    I like to think of myself as a kind of Kirby figure here on letterboxd. A smoking hot millennial voice of reason amongst a sea of gen z bullshit

Recent reviews

  • Showing Up

    Showing Up


    Yes yes Kelly, the very nature of art itself is inherently as meaningful and meaningless as taking care of a pigeon. Congrats on the big brain. Takes a lot of confidence to make something like this in a world where you could be looking at your phone instead. I do admire that

  • Naked Lunch

    Naked Lunch


    I’m on bug powder, I don’t need to cum

    Obliterate conscious thought and let the beast within make love to the keyboard. That’s basically what I do on here

Popular reviews

  • Copenhagen Cowboy

    Copenhagen Cowboy


    NWR: So I’ve got a show idea.

    Netflix: Let’s hear it.

    NWR: Almost nobody who pays for your service is gonna enjoy this.

    Netflix: Love it.

    NWR: It’s really dark, well obviously not the lighting, that’s bi as hell.

    Netflix: Of course.

    NWR: I mean this thing is like Under The Skin with sex trafficking and spliced in footage of a North Korea state mandated martial arts tournament. I adapted the original story from a vhs tape I found in…

  • Skinamarink



    Oh my god I’m so sick of vibes, you niggas are not Andy Warhol, write a fucking story