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  • La La Land

    La La Land

    ★★★★★

    rewatch #40
    weeklong watch #5

    weeklong watch entry #1 here
    weeklong watch entry #2 here. 
    weeklong watch entry #3 here
    weeklong watch entry #4 here.

    this is a series of what i hope to be a week-long La La Land watch. i will not watch any other film but La La Land, every day for a week straight (or longer). 

    UPDATE: this will be 5 watches. 

    these entries will be a mix of diary-like entries, personal anecdotes, 2016 thoughts from…

  • (500) Days of Summer

    (500) Days of Summer

    ★★½

    for years i have outwardly made it known to people that i absolutely hate this film. two weeks ago when my screenwriting class started, i had announced my intense hatred for it and the entire class gasped and murmured as if i had actually announced i was a serial killer. 

    my professor then decided to call the writers (Scott Neustadter & Michael Weber) and tell them about me. they now want to meet me when they guest speak in our class…

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  • Us

    Us

    ★★★½

    “nobody wants the boat, dad.”

    things i am now scared/distrustful of as a result of Us:
    - 11:11 (fuck that wish shit !)
    - scissors
    - boats
    - ballet
    - the beach
    - santa cruz
    - hand holding
    - dopplegangers (hannah if u r reading this, i still love u, but don’t come near me). 

    jordan peele is a force. after watching his second feature, i have no doubt that everything he has done, and everything he will continue to…

  • Paddleton

    Paddleton

    ★★★

    “now i’m jst gonna think anything weird... i’m jst gonna think it’s you. the wind, it’s you. the light flickers, it’s you.”

    touching take on masculinity and male friendships. i don’t understand the tagline calling this a comedy of dramatic proportions bc this made me want to cry 99% of the time and laugh, like, once. what the FUCK ????

    also the fact thay there was no dialogue written and this was all mostly improv ???? fuck. wow. 

    “see you…

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  • Crazy Rich Asians

    Crazy Rich Asians

    ★★★

    - KRIS AQUINO as the PRINCESS ????? I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT. MY FILIPINO WIG HAS BEEN SNATCHED MY QUEEN
    - KINA GRANNIS ??? PERFORMING AT THE WEDDING ??? WHAT THE FUCK??????
    - WHEN HARRY SHUM JR SHOWED UP??? I FUCKING SCREAMED!!!!!!!
    - watching in a theatre filled w white ppl are the worst, that wedding march was the most beautiful i’ve ever seen but they fucking laughed the whole time ???? i’m so ####annoyed !!!!! some ppl need to gain…

  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★★

    LA BIENNALE DI VENEZIA 75 — FILM #6

    “when women tell you the truth, you don’t pity them! you tell them they’re delusions!”

    BITIIITCUJEJCHBTIFHTBCJUHRHDHE BITCH BIIITCH BITC BUT BITCHCHFH BITCHHB !!!! FUKC !!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    THAT. WAS A FUCKING FILM. THAT WAS INCREDIBLE. HOLY FUCK. 

    RUN SUSPIRIA THEIR MOTHERFUCKING OSCAR NOMINATIONS. IM TALKING PICTURE, DIRECTOR, FILM EDITING, CINEMATOGRAPHY, SOUND EDITING, SOUND MIXING, ACTRESS FOR DAKOTA JOHNSON, SUPPORTING ACTRESS FOR TILDA SWINTON, ALL OF IT. GIVE IT TO THEM ALL.…