legitimately fucking flawless
this is a fascinating film because the directing is pretty good and there's a lot of solid material but the acting is some of the most singularly uninspired i've ever witnessed. yes, even dafoe. massively underutilised. i enjoyed watching this but like... at what cost
also how did they make james franco look Like That
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do i dare to eat a peach?
i write this from the floor, drowning my sorrows in a cider and listening to "love my way," because the song was all i could think about coming out of this movie. i don't know why people are calling this a love story. it's a coming of age story with a romance plot, and the romance is suitably unsettling for something with such strange power dynamics. the cinematography is so aesthetically pleasing, otherworldly…
man, remember back when the first avengers movie came out and there were all these teenagers enamoured with tom hiddleston and they called themselves "hiddlestoners" or something equally ridiculous and we all made fun of them for falling in love with a greasy slimeball villain? sure would suck if someone made a marvel movie where loki was the best character. sure would be embarrassing to walk out of a marvel movie, in the year of our lord two thousand and…