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  • Return of the Jedi
  • Star Wars
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Jurassic Park

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  • The Hidden

    ★★★★

  • Firebringer

    ★★★★

  • The Fourth War

    ★★★

  • To the Wonder

    ★★★½

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  • The Fourth War

    The Fourth War

    ★★★

    A very, VERY confused yet ultimately entertaining Cold War thriller about how a galaxy-brained Vietnam War veteran placed in charge of the American side of the Czechoslovakian border, played by acting royalty Roy Scheider (Rest In Peace) decides that it would be a good idea to start World War III because he hates young people and anyone who isn’t American like him. Somehow in this character who at almost every minute is a horrible person (be it him constantly harassing…

  • Walker

    Walker

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "You all might think that there will be a day when America will leave Nicaragua alone. But I am here to tell you, flat-out, that that day will never happen because it is our destiny to be here. It is our destiny to control you people. So no matter how much you fight, no matter what you think... we'll be back... time and time again. By the bones of our American dead in Rivas and Grenada... I swear that we…

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  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★★

    " It must be weird, not having anybody cum on you."

  • Dead Ringers

    Dead Ringers

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Separation can be a... terrifying thing."

    As a twin, there are certain unsaid expectations in life when having a twin sibling. You are either expected to not get along and find each other a nuisance, or you expected to be so alike you have no identity. My twin is my best friend and creative partner in life, and the struggle has always been to be both our own persons while also being completely supportive of one another. So, to watch…