I've watched so many romantic comedies, I'm not even sure if they were ever comedies to begin with.
After witnessing Johnny Depp go from an uninteresting scientist to a boring computer, I feel like I deserve some kind of commendation for having the strength of mind not to fall asleep. Here are the best parts of Transcendence, so you don't have to waste some of your brief spell on Earth watching it.
1) Morgan Freeman glances suspiciously at his slice of birthday cake.
2) Johnny Depp's wife feeds the reluctant actor a spoonful of purple yoghurt.