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  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men


    I'm not sure the point of remaking this, other than to present an angry Muslim cliche and to call out Secrets & Lies for being a forgettable movie. I guess Friedkin just wanted to re-do it with his own cast, which isn't a completely invalid reason. In fact, I want to do that too. Here's how I'd recast it:

    JUROR 1 (Martin Balsam, Courtney B. Vance) Stanley Tucci
    JUROR 2 (John Fiedler, Ossie Davis) Carey Mulligan
    JUROR 3 (Lee J. Cobb,…

  • The Wild Bunch

    The Wild Bunch


    Spinoff idea: The Wild Brunch.

    Ten men go out to eat. The restaurant is out of eggs. Everybody dies.

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  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World


    If someone had to fight all my exes, they would all just be quiet debates in, like, libraries and arthouse cinemas.

  • Springsteen On Broadway

    Springsteen On Broadway


    I flew 1,000 miles to see it live. Took a hit at work for missing a day during a vital project. Turned down a $3,500 offer for my pair of tickets. 

    Je ne regrette rien.

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  • The Witch

    The Witch


    Just another piece of anti-goat propaganda perpetuated by Hollywood.

    VVhen vvill it stop?

  • Collateral Beauty

    Collateral Beauty

    It's shocking – absolutely shocking – that of the movies in which Will Smith shoehorned his son Jaden, this movie, one requiring a YOUNGER VERSION OF WILL SMITH, wasn't one of them.