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  • The Wild Bunch

    The Wild Bunch


    Spinoff idea: The Wild Brunch.

    Ten men go out to eat. The restaurant is out of eggs. Everybody dies.

  • Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench

    Guy and Madeline on a Park Bench


    I can't fathom how insufferable Chazelle's college parties must have been if both his theater buddies and his jazz buddies were there.

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  • Bandidas


    It’s a good looking movie, but otherwise generic and poorly edited. Almost as if the filmmakers believed a western with two female protagonists excused it from the necessity of being good.

    The whole tone reminds me of someone retelling a hilarious joke but misremembering how to tell it properly. The humor is in there somewhere, but it’s lost on the storyteller and as it is, it’s flat and awkward and should just should never have happened.

  • One Hundred and One Dalmatians

    One Hundred and One Dalmatians


    I had fond memories of this. I first saw it in a theater on its 25th anniversary and lost a tooth during it. Re-watching it again, it's possibly Disney's most overrated, worst-looking, and unfocused "classic."

    • First off, who is the protagonist of this movie? Pongo? Roger? The dalmatian puppies? There are long stretches of time where none of these characters are on screen. Name another Disney movie in which the protagonist isn't clear.

    • Also, what's with all the…

Popular reviews

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    Just another piece of anti-goat propaganda perpetuated by Hollywood.

    VVhen vvill it stop?

  • Collateral Beauty

    Collateral Beauty

    It's shocking – absolutely shocking – that of the movies in which Will Smith shoehorned his son Jaden, this movie, one requiring a YOUNGER VERSION OF WILL SMITH, wasn't one of them.