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  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men


    I'm not sure the point of remaking this, other than to present an angry Muslim cliche and to call out Secrets & Lies for being a forgettable movie. I guess Friedkin just wanted to re-do it with his own cast, which isn't a completely invalid reason. In fact, I want to do that too. Here's how I'd recast it:

    JUROR 1 (Martin Balsam, Courtney B. Vance) Stanley Tucci
    JUROR 2 (John Fiedler, Ossie Davis) Carey Mulligan
    JUROR 3 (Lee J. Cobb,…

  • The Wild Bunch

    The Wild Bunch


    Spinoff idea: The Wild Brunch.

    Ten men go out to eat. The restaurant is out of eggs. Everybody dies.

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  • Bombshell: The Hedy Lamarr Story

    Bombshell: The Hedy Lamarr Story


    “You don’t get to be Hedy Lamarr AND smart.”

    Beauty and intelligence can always be weaponized. What this documentary shows is that if you’re a woman, one or both can be weaponized against you.

  • Rust and Bone

    Rust and Bone


    The praise has gone to Cotillard in this one, but she had vfx assistance. The work Schoenaerts does to ensure the audience doesn’t hate him is the real trick here.

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  • The Witch

    The Witch


    Just another piece of anti-goat propaganda perpetuated by Hollywood.

    VVhen vvill it stop?

  • Collateral Beauty

    Collateral Beauty

    It's shocking – absolutely shocking – that of the movies in which Will Smith shoehorned his son Jaden, this movie, one requiring a YOUNGER VERSION OF WILL SMITH, wasn't one of them.