Adam Waldowski

Adam Waldowski

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If it's Oscar-nominated, Australian, found footage or made-for-television, it's hopefully already in my watchlist.

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  • Certain Fury

    Certain Fury

    ★★½

    Oh my God, that opening sequence! It's truly one of the most violent, insane scenes I've ever seen. The movie largely succeeds because of its exciting set pieces despite a really rotten script. Tatum O'Neal is wooden and Irene Cara is overdoing it, but who cares? What a wild, action-packed ride!

    46/100

  • Alien Siege

    Alien Siege

    ★½

    Brad Johnson kicking alien butt in his dad jeans using reverse-engineered tech from the Roswell crash! Too bad this is nowhere near as good as that sounds.

    25/100

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  • My Best Friend Is a Vampire

    My Best Friend Is a Vampire

    ★★★½

    Using vampirism as metaphor for homosexuality long before it was cool, this is surprisingly thoughtful for a teen horror comedy. The messaging is progressive despite not actually having a gay character. Among the highlights are Robert Sean Leonard's awkward coming out speech (as a vampire, of course) and his parents mistaking him for gay, reading guidebooks on the subject, and accepting him before being corrected. It's entertaining watching Leonard come to terms with himself and he's an affable, awkward teenage…

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    The height of hubris for Gerwig to think she could improve upon Louisa May Alcott’s structure. By fracturing the timeline, it cuts most character arcs off at the knees. Emotional moments are dulled or simply don’t work. To compensate, the tone is manic as characters are constantly breathless, giggling and smiling to suggest connections that otherwise aren’t established. Contrasted with Gillian Armstrong’s warm, heartfelt, definitive 1994 version, it’s an abject failure.

    45/100