Favorite films

  • Southland Tales
  • The Blair Witch Project
  • War of the Worlds
  • Lost Highway

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  • House of Gucci

    ★★★

  • C'mon C'mon

    ★★★½

  • Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City

    ★★★

  • Ghostbusters: Afterlife

    ★★

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  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★★★½

    “I’ve seen the way that bodies lock… and bodies tend to break.”

    Euphoria & dysphoria caught in a denial spiral contained to one body — the breaking is inevitable. Of course you’re afraid. Hold someone’s hand & let it happen.

  • V/H/S/2

    V/H/S/2

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    very let down rewatching this but Slumber Party Alien Abduction is 100% still one of my favorite found footage films ever & makes me cry — about a family/bunch of kids forced out of their extremely realistic early-2010s suburban naïveté (“fuck you, cum-dick”) & straight into their own deaths, w/ no time left to apologize to each other for their jokes

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  • Norm of the North

    Norm of the North

    This was released in over 2,000 theaters.

    This is why some have stopped fearing death.

    With time we all bring ourselves closer to the end.

    Ever closer now.

  • Love on a Leash

    Love on a Leash

    ½

    *romantic lead literally prays for a man*

    Dog (whispering): “You don’t need a god. I’m right here.”

    ...Your search for a masterpiece is over.