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  • Clueless
  • Singin' in the Rain
  • Halloween
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  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    ★★★

  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    ★★

  • The Dark and the Wicked

    ★★★½

  • The Craft

    ★★★½

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  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    ★★★

    While not great, it is surprisingly competent in comparison to the first two and it’s decently entertaining. I remember thinking that when I saw it. I also unironically love how everyone is basically living for the drama. Also, Jacob and Edward are obviously into each other. I’m glad I’ve reached the point in my life where I can appreciate these ironically and unironically.

  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    ★★

    No plot or logic. Just a bunch of hormonal teens being a bunch of dummies.

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  • American Sniper

    American Sniper

    American Sniper is a big pile of exploitive garbage that panders to its viewers with some of the most blatant ethnocentrism. America saves and destroys faceless Muslims for 2+ hours. It exploits patriotism and offers no depth to anything. Eastwood knows Americans will buy this as long as it's in the guise of patriotism. Although calling this patriotic is a joke. It's glorification of violence and America. We are better than everyone else. We are heroes. It's a disingenuous cash-grab.…

  • Paths of Glory

    Paths of Glory

    ★★★★½

    It's a film that doesn't show all that's on its mind right away. It takes the time to tell something meaningful about the  humanity and war. The photography is absolutely stunning. It's easy to see Kubrick's precise direction. It's some of his best work. The execution scene gave me chills: the drums beating loudly, building up that abrupt crescendo is anxiety-inducing. Douglas is fantastic. I've only seen him in this and Ace in the Hole, but the he has so…