Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I hate you.

Favorite films

  • Black Scorpion
  • Alligator
  • The Lair of the White Worm
  • Slugs

Recent activity

  • Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary


  • The Keep


  • Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal


  • The Night Flier


Pinned reviews

  • Sudden Fear

    Sudden Fear


    PLEASE BE ADVISED: No matter how well you think you have researched your murder plan, SHIT WILL GO WRONG.

  • Revenge of the Stepford Wives

    Revenge of the Stepford Wives


    1) Sharon Gless is always a pleasure. 
    2) Julie Kavner and Don Johnson as a couple? I buy it. 
    3) Men are right to be afraid of women. Our insatiable sexual appetites, superior intelligence, and thirst for revenge make us very dangerous. We are sick of this shit, and we are coming for you.

Recent reviews

  • Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary

    Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary


    As always, I question some of Mina's life choices (Harker is still a drip), but I couldn't say no to an experimental dance film about Dracula.

  • The Keep

    The Keep


    Movies that make sense are for suckers.

Popular reviews

  • Bad Education

    Bad Education


    The super gay Hitchcock film I've always wanted.

  • High Fidelity

    High Fidelity


    Annoying asshole experiences some personal growth but never truly realizes what an insufferable tool he is.