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Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • The Shining
  • Steve Jobs
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • Greyhound

    ★★★½

  • Space Jam

    ★★½

  • Battlefield Earth

    ½

  • Sleep

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  • Greyhound

    Greyhound

    ★★★½

    There isn't much in the way of character development, it's pretty much just a tense, non-stop war movie with Tom Hanks leading a convoy of ships against German U-boats during WWII. This is the kind of movie you put on and can watch pretty passively without missing much. It isn't a bad movie but it isn't anything mind-blowing either.

  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★½

    I actually watched this the other day with my kid. He wasn't interested, but it did take me back to the 90's when I saw this movie and even then I realized it was bad. Now as an adult I KNOW it's bad, but it's not unwatchable. Like, it has it's funny moments, and even some of the songs have a certain nostalgic charm to them.

    I hear they're remaking/rebooting/re-whatevering this with Lebron James, which is fitting because if there's anything China loves more than anything it's making obvious cash-grabs.

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  • Cars 2

    Cars 2

    ★★★

    This wasn’t Cars 2. This was Larry the Cable Guy starring in Cars 2. Somehow it managed to be worse than the first one. I imagine Disney/Pixar execs sitting around a room saying “how can we make more money selling toys using lowest-common denominator humor? Cars sequel...with Larry the Cable Guy”.

  • The Lodge

    The Lodge

    ★★½

    Boring movie that’s all setup and no payoff. It could have been as good as Hereditary.

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