i don’t want to see or hear of any spinoffs unless they are about draco and his post grad life as a neutral evil gay man in early 2000s london. i want to see more of his black suits and scarves and severe blonde hair. i want to hear his opinions on the olivier awards. this is what i see in the mirror of erised along w me being held in hagrid’s orms like a baby

daniel radcliffe: guys :( i don’t wanna do this franchise anymore. im only gonna be recognized as harry for the rest of my career. i wanna go do broadway now

david yates: if you push that plan back we’ll let you strip one time in this movie 

daniel, setting down his equus script: make that twice and you’ve got yourself a deal

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ah, yes. meryl streep's role as "meryl streep in another mediocre dramady" was much more deserving of an oscar nomination than amy "i carried this movie on my own two shoulders" adams. because florence foster jenkins will be remembered for much longer than arrival. at least she got nominated for nocturnal animals OH WAIT