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  • Fear & Shame

    Fear & Shame

    ★★★½

    i'm not even a fan of robert pattinson but the slow-mo shot of him deepthroating a hot dog was very satisfying

  • Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special

    Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special

    ★★★★★

    if anything this made me mad because i told myself i was gonna stop rating everything five stars and then andy samberg gave an OSCAR-WORTHY performance as kenny g (where is my man's recognition) so how could i give it anything less

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  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    ah, yes. meryl streep's role as "meryl streep in another mediocre dramady" was much more deserving of an oscar nomination than amy "i carried this movie on my own two shoulders" adams. because florence foster jenkins will be remembered for much longer than arrival. at least she got nominated for nocturnal animals OH WAIT

  • Wonder Woman

    Wonder Woman

    ★★★★½

    we trusted men with dc movies and they gave us batman v superman and suicide squad and miss patty jenkins gave us this sooo i don't think men should be allowed to direct anymore just sayin