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  • Fifty Shades of Grey

    Fifty Shades of Grey


    imagine you are anastasia and christian is about to show you his secret red room of treasures for the first time and he says “i hope you can handle this” and you say “i think i can ;)” and then he opens the door and lining the walls are shelves upon shelves of historical porcelain dolls. just meticulously catalogued and organized by year and each has a rich personal background and customized costume that he sews himself and he turns and asks, “what do you think?”

    what would You say? i personally would rather take the beating. anyway happy valentine’s day

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    ms. taylor-joy no offense but yr not uggy enough to be in this film. everyone in this time was gross. you cannot wake up in a bed of straw absolutely fucking glowing when in 2020 i spend $39 on a cleanser yet wake up with forehead acne you just cant do it

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if any of you marvel bitches make me watch tom holland cry ever again im gonna lose my damn mind

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody


    always fun when a poorly written script includes a scene where characters accuse each other of being bad writers