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  • Ashby



    the other day i was walking down the street and like a biblical prophecy i was struck by a very vivid, very sensual fanstasy that i still have not recovered from and i NEED to describe it for you now: nat wolff, in scrubs, wearing glasses. it’s not sexual i just want him to be my hot dental hygienist. or maybe he’s a nurse and he caresses my knee as he taps it lightly with a mallet. i just want him to look me in the eyes and smile in a professional setting

  • Widows



    when jonah hill said jesus died for our cynthias he was talking about ms. erivo

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    if any of you marvel bitches make me watch tom holland cry ever again im gonna lose my damn mind

  • Arrival



    ah, yes. meryl streep's role as "meryl streep in another mediocre dramady" was much more deserving of an oscar nomination than amy "i carried this movie on my own two shoulders" adams. because florence foster jenkins will be remembered for much longer than arrival. at least she got nominated for nocturnal animals OH WAIT