Allegiant ★★

this movie is a seven layer salad of stupid but the worst part by far is that it takes place in chicago. they talk about it so fucking much. i know it’s post apocalyptic but good lord, this is not chicago at all! there’s no midwestern charisma. no accents! where’s the goddamn bean? how long after civilization crumbled did the hair loss billboards by o’hare survive? are they still there? stop talking about chicago!