Oh, Hello: On Broadway ★★★★★

let me see this. “your rent is being increased to $2,500 a month.” twenty five hundred dollars for a measly five bedroom with office, crown molding, and fireplace? how much money do i even have onnn me? what is this? “remember, you have alzheimer’s.” what does that even meeeeean? i am so sick of finding all these stupid notes in all my shit. when i find the guy that’s putting them there…........

what are you gonna do to him, georgie?

you know, come here, jabroni— BAM! stay out of my mirror