The Aftermath ★★★★★

list of things alexander skarsgard did in this movie that i felt DIRECTLY in my loins:

• speaks a foreign language
• wears glasses
• snowball fight with keira knightley
• sucks her tittie
• chops wood
• wears many sweaters
• talks to himself in a mirror
• gives consoling hugs
• is 6’4

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