The First Monday in May ★★★★

my philosophy for the met gala is very simple: if you’re not gonna stick to the theme, DON’T GO! would you show up to a halloween party in street clothes you stupid son of a bitch? don’t you have other red carpets several times a month where you can look hot and normal? you paid $35,000 to attend the Costume Institute Ball and you’re gonna wear david’s bridal couture? are you fucked in the head? this is grounds for the guillotine