Triple 9 ★★½

this is like one of the many violent and terrible movies i would pick to watch at sleepovers when i was 14 and i’d make little comments like “every actor in this movie thinks they’re making the next Heat” and they’d be like “we KNOW you don’t know what you’re talking about” and then i’d be promptly uninvited to next weekend at rachel’s because she “didn’t ask to see a severed head”

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