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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    i can’t pick 1 or even 5 so here are my top 10 favorite small details that i love so very much: 

    10. right after thefacebook launches cameron is on the phone with their dad and lawyer and tyler says “if i was a drug dealer i couldn’t give free drugs to 650 people in one day” and cameron leans back and covers the phone with his hand 

    9. eduardo’s lawyer gretchen is a former lawyer and douglas urbanski, who…

  • Good Will Hunting

    Good Will Hunting

    ★★★★★

    dude’s name was WILL HUNTING. His name. was WILL. HUNTING. and then they go and name the movie GOOD WILL HUNTING. it’s like they had the idea and were like well fuck we can’t just pretend not to have thought of this. it’s too good! wish we still had the balls to give our oscar worthy movies puns for titles

  • Outlaw King

    Outlaw King

    ★★★

    the concept of celebrity nudity is such an embodiment of the arrested development “i don’t know what i expected” meme like everybody’s been taking about chris pine’s giant penis so i was like ooh boy gotta watch this gotta watch this asap and then i did and like? there it was! there it was. and sure, it is an above average penis! but like? i probably could have guessed what it looked like. in general, a penis is a penis…

  • John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    ★★★★★

    here’s a haiku about me realizing my roommate was here immediately after i got a little too confident and loudly quoted this in real time:

    thought she was away
    mood shifted as i declare
    I USED TO SMOKE CRAAACK

  • You Were Never Really Here

    You Were Never Really Here

    ★★★★½

    don’t think a movie has held my attention like this in a long time. And today i have been very sad about one direction breaking up so this was a welcome distraction

  • The Miseducation of Cameron Post

    The Miseducation of Cameron Post

    ★★★½

    how you gonna write a whole ass 90 minute feature film about something so deeply moving and personal to the lgbt community and then cast a straight actress in the leading role? conversion therapy is such a uniquely horrifying phenomenon that to think you can capture that fear and anguish as a straight person is genuinely very insulting and causes such a divide

    like i don't know much about chloe but her wikipedia page says she's a big supporter of…

  • The Girl in the Spider's Web

    The Girl in the Spider's Web

    you know it’s one thing to reboot this franchise in the first place but to give miss mara’s iconic role to sophia the robot is just reprehensible

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    The Silence of the Lambs

    ★★★★½

    god i've always loved the visual of hannibal lecter being rolled around on a dolly. the mf is in a straight jacket and muzzled and yeah okay he bit a chunk of that guys face off but at least free his legs! what do they think he's gonna use the bittenbinder "fall down on your back and kick upwards at 'em!" method? he's like 50 years old and there are 25 guards and you guys have GUNS and all he has are his little feets but you're rolling him around like a goddamn bryggja wardrobe from ikea it is COMICAL

  • Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

    Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

    ★★½

    my left and right brain trying to decide between watching some old classics or catching up on 2018 releases meanwhile my dumbass heart sneaks in and plays this movie. she needs to mind her own business

  • Mother's Day

    Mother's Day

    ★½

    jack whitehall really breaking out of his comfort zone playing British Stand Up Comedian. but there’s a twist! this time, he doesn’t have a beard!

  • Ain't Them Bodies Saints

    Ain't Them Bodies Saints

    ★★★★

    soft!

  • 200 Cigarettes

    200 Cigarettes

    ★★★

    any woman who has to sit across from ben affleck as he delivers the line “how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?” is legally eligible for financial compensation and a veteran’s discount