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  • Deadly Illusions

    Deadly Illusions

    ★½

    I guess this is what I get for trusting Netflix's pushed films...

  • Friday

    Friday

    ★★½

    It's Friday, Friday
    Gotta get chill on Friday
    Craigy's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin' down on Friday
    Smokey's lookin' forward to the weekend

    Chillin', chillin' (Yeah)
    Chillin', chillin' (Yeah)
    Buns, huns, buds, fun
    Lookin' forward to the weekend

    7:45, we're chillin' on the driveway
    Chillin' so hard, I want time to fly
    Hun, hun, think about huns
    You know what it is
    I got this, you got this
    My friend is by my right, daayum
    I…

  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island

    ★★★

    The dangers of spoiling a movie.


    This film is almost 6 years old. That means I have known what happens in this film - despite having never seen it - for the past 5 years, 11 months and 2 weeks.
    One would think that this would have been enough time to overwrite my unwanted knowledge, perhaps even replace it with other information like the name for a pregnant goldfish - a ‘twit’, in case you’re wondering - but to no…

  • Mrs. Doubtfire

    Mrs. Doubtfire

    ★★★

    Enough has been said about Williams' performance already so I'd just like to raise awareness of the following:

    Young Natalie's specular highlights. Aren't they just magical, dearies?