annalisa Patron

20 year old emo
aubrey plaza’s lesser known twin

Favorite films

  • Everybody Wants Some!!
  • Jackass Number Two
  • The Nice Guys
  • Saw

Recent activity

  • Napoleon


  • Thanksgiving


  • Elvis


  • Priscilla


Pinned reviews

  • Jackass 4.5

    Jackass 4.5


    Never did I think that within a 90 minute span I would see Johnny Knoxville twerk and crip walk

  • Pearl



    Pearl is like if the joker was a hot girl who lived on a farm

Recent reviews

  • Napoleon



    Bruh thinks he’s pacman

  • Elvis



    Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is the snowjob

Popular reviews

  • What Happened, Brittany Murphy?

    What Happened, Brittany Murphy?

    i’ve loved brittany and her work for many years, and like most people, they would expect some bit of closure from this especially with the title itself being “what happened, brittany murphy?”
    considering this is from blumhouse productions, a studio that has made films like the purge and the conjuring, i of course did not go into this with much expectations aside from just the reiteration of how simon monjack is an asshole.
    anyone who’s done any form of research on…

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness


    Hi I’m johnny knoxville and this is the captain’s dinner