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  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

    ★★★

    Dumb. But exactly my kind of dumb.

  • Get Out

    Get Out

    ★★★★

    That's some fucked up shit right there o.O

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  • Green Book

    Green Book

    ★★★★½

    Deer Academy,

    please just give Viggo Mortensen his Oscar. Not that Mahershala Ali wasn't great and wouldn't deserve it just as well (maybe even a bit more) and you can certainly give him one as well, but this is a Viggo Mortensen fanboy speaking, so please just do it.

    Yours sincerely,
    a Viggo Mortensen Fanboy.

    Oh and I'm going to clang the cowbell at the end of Shostakovitch’s seventh...

    PS: Viggo Mortensen sitting on his bed in his underwear eating that whole fucking pizza is my spirit animal.

    One Movie Every Day 2019

    Oscar Preparation #13

  • The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    The Hunchback of Notre Dame

    ★★★★★

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    One Movie Every Day 2019

    This has always been my favourite Disney movie. And since I first saw it as a kid, I always wanted to visit Notre Dame. I'm not a religious person, but it's beauty and history always fascinated me, so seeing it in flames yesterday just pretty much tore my heart apart. I will never be able to watch this movie the same way, I think.

    RIP.

    10/10