Favorite films

  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • What We Do in the Shadows
  • Ponyo
  • The Florida Project

Recent activity

  • The Lighthouse


  • John Wick


  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

  • First Reformed


Recent reviews

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    willem dafoe: yargdeeharg margee, aye lad?
    robert pattinson: aye
    willem dafoe: aye
    me: aye

  • John Wick

    John Wick


    citizen kane crawled so john wick could RUN

Popular reviews

  • Psychout for Murder

    Psychout for Murder


    ridiculously beautiful, classic giallo. the sequencing and chronology are a bit janky, as in most art films, but I mean.. it's still pretty good. 
    also I just like watching cool hot ladies get bloody vengeance on everyone who ever hurt them so pls watch if you dig that sort of thing. the whole thing's on youtube ;)

  • The Notebook

    The Notebook


    if this movie was a person i'd key their car