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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    There's been so much conversation around The Last Jedi that I don't really care to add my thoughts.
    My feelings on the other hand...

    I'm real bored of Star Wars right now and went from the position of "It's something to do I guess"
    Oh boy, was that a time. Forgot how fucking tight this film is. Not just the directing, but the script too. It's refreshing to watch a Star Wars film where everything happens for a reason. (and makes me giddy with excitement while doing it)

  • Dredd



    It's the kinda film where everything good about it is right there on the surface, and it's great.
    If you look good action, and can handle gore, go ahead.

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  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Spider-Man 3 is phenomenal, you guys are just mean

    So, please hear me out.
    Or don't, it's gonna be really long and rambly.

    But TL;DR go rewatch this trilogy with an open mind, I beg of you.

    Spider-Man fucking 3. What a ride.
    I'm gonna start off by saying this will double as my review for the trilogy as a whole. With that being said, let's talk about this 5 star film shall we?

    I always take it with a…

  • Zigeunerweisen



    I am afraid of the horny bone man

    For somebody like me, who's developed an interest in cinematography and storytelling over the last two years, Zigeunerweisen is absolutely fascinating.

    While I don't think all films need to be like Zigeunerweisen, a lot of them could certainly learn from it.
    A large portion of scenes in this film are done with one or two shots. Reality bends to the whims of the camera, rather than the familiar alternative.
    Zigeunerweisen grants you…