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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    ½

    It's so appropriate that this huge mishmash of "remember THIS!" feels like a movie Spielberg licensed his name to rather than an actual Spielberg product. The most dire slog and regret filled two and a half hours I've spent watching a movie.

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★★

    and on the outside coming in late in the game it's Yorgos he's running he's made it SLAM DUNK BEST FILM OF THE YEAR CROWD GOES WILD WHOOOOOOOO

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Points deducted for making me watch Luke Skywalker milk a space loch ness monster

  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod

    ★★★½

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    So, cool beans?





    Yeah. Cool beans.