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  • Shinjuku Triad Society

    Shinjuku Triad Society

    ★★★

    Copious blood and cum in the first five minutes? That's a Miike film, alright!

  • The Towering Inferno

    The Towering Inferno

    ★★½

    I remember this film terrifying me as a child, and upon finally watching it again I think I know why - The Towering Inferno doesn't pull any punches with how utterly miserable the deaths in the situation are. The heroic action of trying to run through flames to get help? You can't chump fire, son, get burned and die! Think you can face off against gravity? Fuck you and welcome to a hundred and thirty stories of Newton proving you…

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Points deducted for making me watch Luke Skywalker milk a space loch ness monster

  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod

    ★★★½

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    Yeah. Cool beans.