afanasiy

Nope, you're nitpicking and you're biased, I win, bye bye

Favorite films

  • Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
  • Scarface
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • EuroTrip

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  • A Few Good Men

    ★★★★

  • Bruised

    ★½

  • The Harder They Fall

    ★★★

  • The Lighthouse

    ★★★★½

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  • A Few Good Men

    A Few Good Men

    ★★★★

    John Cena and JBL did it better, but who am I to judge?

  • Bruised

    Bruised

    ★½

    On the positives:
    -Brilliant performance by Halle Berry (acting wise)
    -Valentina Shevchenko, the GOAT

    On the negatives:
    -Movie was cheesier than 80% of other MMA movies
    -Repetitive and way too long, I don't even remember how long I had to wait for the fight just to be...
    -Apart from the Shevchenko fight, everything fighting scene was TRASH. I'd watch Ngannou vs Lewis three times over this.
    - All the names, Immaculate, Jackie Justice, Lady Killer Pops. It's a 2021 movie…

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Taken by "Shittier Movie Details" on Facebook:

    "At some point during the movie, Adam Sandler's character in Uncut Gems (2019), says, "This is how I win", foreshadowing the end of the movie where he's won a huge high stakes bet and is finally happy and... no no no no wtf what just happened wtf"

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    Us

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