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  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
  • Lady Bird
  • Marie Antoinette

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  • Blonde

    ★½

  • Smile

    ★★½

  • The Web

    ★★★★★

  • Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★

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  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★★

    Uncut Gems but instead of
    “Holy shit i’m gonna cum”
    It’s
    “Please excuse me I wish to masturbate.”

  • C'mon C'mon

    C'mon C'mon

    ★★★★★

    My best friend told me that he’s leaving Massachusetts and moving to Virginia because he got a new job. Obviously i’m happy for him, but deep down inside I selfishly felt so devastated. This is a guy who i’ve spent a majority of my life with. I’ve known him since kindergarten and we’ve been inseperable since.. Most weekends it would just be me and him hanging out and occasionally it would be our friend group joining us. But those moments…

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  • Blonde

    Blonde

    ★½

    Her suffering is not art

    She’s not just some kind of source of our entertainment.

    She’s a PERSON. 

    WOMEN IN GENERAL SUFFERING IS NOT ART NOR ENTERTAINMENT.

    THEY ARE PEOPLE.

    Misogynistic piece of fucking shit.






    2 stars for Ana De Armas and the cinematography and score.

  • Smile

    Smile

    ★★½

    Maybe they’re just smiling cuz they’re happy?
    Maybe they’re actually saying “WE’RE GOING FOR PIE” or something

    WHY DO YOU ALWAYS JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS SHARON? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LET PEOPLE BE HAPPY?

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