Robert

Robert

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I thought I would be a screenwriter but I wasn’t very good at it, so instead I'm critiquing every film I watch with a harsh, heavy hand.

Favorite films

  • The Red Shoes
  • Do the Right Thing
  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • Taste of Cherry

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  • Porco Rosso

    ★★★★½

  • Belfast

    ★★★

  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★★

  • House of Gucci

    ★★½

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  • Seven Samurai

    Seven Samurai

    ★★★★½

    This happened to my buddies Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric, and Eric.

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★★★

    There’s a different angle on this that makes it a more complete story because there were so many unnecessary or dragged out elements that made it feel messy. 

    I hate when people say this but I think this would have been a better pilot and the bulk of the show could have been the company they started. You can even have it end the same way! 

    I think it also took itself too seriously.