the funko pops of seemingly risk taking cinema. manufactured and monotonous, a fractured combination of several masterpieces blended into an ungodly dull, repetitive, poorly written waste of my fucking time.…
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Under the Silver Lake 2018
these two dudes theorising about how every piece of media has a hidden message but using drones to spy through models windows to see tits? porn is literally free
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Under the Silver Lake 2018
AFI 2018: film #13
“we crave mystery ‘cause there’s none left”
completely muddled. too many little offshoot mysteries going on that never get resolved properly or even brought up again,…
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Under the Silver Lake 2018
this was bad. it was horribly paced. like so fucking slow. it felt like over an hour had gone by when i was barely out of the first act.
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Under the Silver Lake 2018
every 20 minutes or so something stupid would happen like topher grace going on a We Live In A Society rant and i’d think “this kinda sucks?” and then the…
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