Dark Phoenix ★½

Dark Phoenix does something worse than simply being bad. It’s just boring beyond all belief
The story just never picks up regardless of what’s happening onscreen, the villain is legitimately nonexistent (especially considering she never even gets named), and some of the dialogue is simply laughable
Everything in this simply felt inconsequential, from character decisions to the outcomes that arrive
Seeing Nightcrawler and Magneto go absolutely crazy in the train was definitely the highlight of the film and was a glimmer of hope
Let it be said: The costume design in this was one of the worst things i’ve seen all year
Whatever, I just have nothing to say about this. It was an empty void of filth.

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