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  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    The Lost World: Jurassic Park


    For the 20th anniversary of the cinema release of THE LOST WORLD, I figured I’d commemorate it by having a rewatch, and considering JURASSIC PARK is my favourite film franchise ever, I may be a bit biased…

    “It’s too late, she’s already there”… and with those words alone, the tension heightens and the table is flipped as all the stakes are raised within the first 15 minutes of the film. As John Hammond sends Jeff Goldblum’s girlfriend to a dangerous…

  • Fist Fight

    Fist Fight


    Some studio exec evidently listened to their kid when they said "What if some teachers had a fight after school?"... the result is this film. Ice Cube beats the shit into a guy, who retaliates by knocking his head off with a fire extinguisher. And there's a ginger hot girl who looks like Amy Adams, and I pretty much ignored most of the film whilst reading a book asides the last 20 minutes. The fight was fucking ace, coulda been…

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  • The Lego Batman Movie

    The Lego Batman Movie


    A solid action-comedy full of jokes for both kids and adults alike; with niche gags, references and easter eggs from every aspect of Batman's far-reaching history (including multiple jabs at both Christian Bale and the 60's TV series. Plus batnipples)

    Rapping about being a billionaire, having rock solid abs and wicked 'shredding' guitar skills, and having better ideas than anyone else are all just another solid day in the life of BATMAN! Really, just allow the film to wash over…

  • The Founder

    The Founder


    Aiming to be 'The Social Network' of the fast food burger empire, Michael Keaton strikes out again with probably the best performance of his career (and much better than Birdman or even... Batman!).

    Playing a wolf in sheep's clothing; Michael Keaton is one moment the jovial smiling Ray Kroc simply looking for good business opportunities and grabbing that chance to become rich, the next Keaton is a vile ruthless machiavellian villain who'll stop at nothing to seize control of this…