• Brian and Charles

    Brian and Charles

    ★★½

    Bing bong, cappage

    The humor and heart have the endurance of 20 minutes. The rest is dragged out like Charles from a bonfire.

    Looks pretty though.

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★

    Fighter jets, family, and freedom

    A dog of a time

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    Dames, Games, and Planes

    The song Overwhelming by Jon Bellion makes a lot more sense now.

  • Braveheart

    Braveheart

    ★★★

    Nothing like a good war chant to get the boys fired up.

    "Alba gu bràth!"

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★

    >"Okay bro, I've got an amazing idea for a film"<

    <"Yeah?? What is it??">

    >"SJGBSNkjsdbfkbsfbASFsfKJBSGKNX,VWOejgbsoabf"<

    <"Okay, lets do it">



    I want to LOVE this wildly original work, but I can only REALLY LIKE it because of its message. At least someone is finally honest enough to portray a secular/atheist worldview accurately: Nothing matters at all. Suffering is inevitable. You only can ignore this reality and try to live as if things do matter.

    That message sucks, so I drop a star.
    But, please, go see this fun, creative, hilarious, and original concoction of a film.

    But teehee. Hot dog fingers ;)

  • Luca

    Luca

    This is the Classic Lays potato chip of animation. Nothing special, won't be worth remembering, but it passes as a potato chip.

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada

    ★½

    Just not interesting or engaging at all
    The film itself is not "bad" but the story is

  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★½

    *needs more synth vwhoops*

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    The wildest storyline of this was when Bruce whispers, "Where are the other drugs going?" to Alfred as they continue to scheme their undercover covert co-op with the local Gotham Girl Scouts.

    It was also weird when Colin Farrell decides to become a penguin rather than a Lobster....

    Despite all of the crazy side-plots, this movie slaps.
    And is grungy, grimy, and gross in all the right Gothic ways.

  • Take and Run

    Take and Run

    ★★★★½

    Wish this would win the Oscar, but it won't.

  • On My Mind

    On My Mind

    ★★

    There was a moment in this where I thought "man, ~I~ could make this"

  • Please Hold

    Please Hold

    ★★★★

    The future really will be people walking around with AirPods in all day