Me: Unzip my skirt!
Josh Safdie slowly unzips my skirt to reveal two names freshly tattooed on my ass.
Me: It says Josh and Benny! Do you like them?
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Rocky V 1990
Me, a freshman in high school walking up to the front of my theatre class with a crumpled paper in my hands that are numb from nerves:
Hello my name is Aidan Croft and today I’ll be performing a monologue as Adrian from Rocky V written by Sylvester Stallone.
I take a deep breath, shake my hands out, shake my head, and focus on a brick on the back wall of the classroom way too high up to be a normal…
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Fallen Angels 1995
Not super crazy on this one, but it sure is exhilarating to watch. Definitely see the double-bill Chungking Express possibilities. Its aesthetics are interesting for sure and don't feel empty, but I think it just feels like an exploration of that certain aesthetic, which is fine, but nothing too memorable for me.
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Uncut Gems 2019
I hope that one day I can watch this and not be reminded of being stuck at work past midnight waiting on one guy to finish watching this movie so I can lock up.
