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  • Shaft
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  • A Matter of Life and Death
  • Battle Royale

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  • A Blue Day In London

    A Blue Day In London


    Totally normal to feel like crying when your daughter makes an incredible short film, right? So so proud of you, Kaia. Always.

  • The Comeback Trail

    The Comeback Trail


    Tonally all over the place, which is best exemplified when you realise that De Niro is Wile E. Coyote and Tommy Lee is the Road Runner. Stick around for the mid-credits trailer for Killer Nuns - it's the best bit of the film by far.

Popular reviews

  • Last Year at Marienbad

    Last Year at Marienbad

    An ambiguous story that I may or may not have enjoyed.

    Only kidding: I unambiguously found it impenetrable and increasingly irritating, in no small part because of the intermittent screeching of the organ on the soundtrack.

  • Due Date

    Due Date


    The sheer fucking unwarranted hubris of Todd Phillips that he thought he could better (let alone equal) Planes, Trains & Automobiles. I laughed a total of two times - both times because RDJ pulled a facial expression that managed to rise above the pitiful slop of the script.