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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★½

    Prometheus was dopey and not particularly good, but it wasn't boring. Alien: Covenant manages the trifecta: dopey, not good AND boring.

  • Zoom

    Zoom

    ★★½

    Cloud Atlas with sex dolls.

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  • Last Year at Marienbad

    Last Year at Marienbad

    An ambiguous story that I may or may not have enjoyed.

    Only kidding: I unambiguously found it impenetrable and increasingly irritating, in no small part because of the intermittent screeching of the organ on the soundtrack.

  • Due Date

    Due Date

    ½

    The sheer fucking unwarranted hubris of Todd Phillips that he thought he could better (let alone equal) PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES. I laughed a total of two times - both times because Downey Jr. pulled a facial expression that managed to rise above the pitiful slop of the script.