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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★★

    Seeing Uncut Gems reminded me of certain drugs because although it pounded my heart with overwhelming euphoria, it also made me want to throw the fuck up.

    Scav Hunt #58 | 2/31 | Task #10

  • The Witch

    The Witch

    ★★★★

    Honestly five kids is too many anyways.

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  • Days of Thunder

    Days of Thunder

    ★★★

    Hi! My name's Tyler and my dad was a racecar driver from the late 70s to the mid 90s, so I've been a NASCAR fan my entire life, if you couldn't tell. I was born into it without a choice, essentially. However I remain as passionate about it in 2020 as I was when I gained conscious thought around 1994. Hopefully that sets the stage and tells you where I'm coming from in this review.

    In other words, blame my…

  • Death Wish

    Death Wish

    ★★★★

    ASAC Schrader lives again!! This time with a partner who can act!!!

    So wait wait wait a sec... you're telling me Bruce Willis is in this... and Vincent D’Onofrio is also in this... and neither of them are cops?! AKA the two guys that ALWAYS play cops?!? You're telling me Bruce Willis and Vincent D'Onofrio are in the SAME MOVIE and NEITHER of them play cops?!?!

    You're obviously lying to me, obviously this movie doesn't exist because that's complete bullshit…

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  • Goldman v Silverman

    Goldman v Silverman

    Did the Safdies legally adopt Adam Sandler? Because that'd be pretty cool tbh.

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★★

    fuuuuuuuck I watched it again.