Bright

Bright

The movie was so boring that I went and clipped my toenails halfway in for a break.

Once the third act started, I completely forgot why the hell anyone was doing anything, and then the two main characters sum up the entire plot at the end for a stupid comedy bit, so thank you Max Landis for writing in the refresher.

This movie was written with the most superficial understanding of racial issues. When Will Smith was explaining to his daughter in the beginning of the film that Orcs are people too, in a really simple and easy way for a kid to understand, you quickly realize that it’s the only thing the movie has to say. Just like that. In baby talk. I’m sad. My eyes are dry. I want to sleep.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBlR9iyvLeo&feature=youtu.be

Watch that^ video and cringe instead.