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  • Parasite



    i had no idea what this was about (which is a miracle considering its been so highly talked about for months now and it even leaked) and halfway through the film i was like "wait why did i need to go into this blind? this seems pretty cut and dry lol" but that final third hits you HARD i was genuinely shocked. this is such an intriguing, hilarious, surprising film and WOW ya continue knowing nothing about this movie before…

  • Zombieland: Double Tap

    Zombieland: Double Tap


    the decline of abigail breslin's career....she's not even billed as part of the main cast it is so sad

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  • Sweet Home Alabama

    Sweet Home Alabama


    patrick dempsey:
    -a democrat
    -against the confederacy
    -a good person
    -good to reese
    -isn't from the south
    -a confederate
    -wouldn't divorce reese for 7 YEARS
    -made her feel like a bad person for breaking up with him and
    moving away when it's her life and she can do what she wants
    -is from the south
    the people in the town:
    -all confeds
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    -all bullied reese for moving to new york until she
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  • Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist

    Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist


    all two and half stars are for the two and a half lines andy samberg delivers