Favorite films

  • Brazil
  • Joe Versus the Volcano
  • Delicatessen
  • Singin' in the Rain

Recent activity

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  • Flesh + Blood


  • Second Sight


  • I Feel Pretty


Recent reviews

  • Flesh + Blood

    Flesh + Blood


    If the Princess Bride was a self reflexive commentary on itself with an abundance of violence and rape.

  • Napoleon



    Ridley Scott making a bizarro opera of sexual frustration as violence has me lined up for that directors cut. I hope they play the "destined to be my pork chop" scene at the Oscars

Popular reviews

  • Fire Birds

    Fire Birds


    Nicolas Cage in the Top Gun knock off you didn't know existed. Tommy Lee Jones gives an exceptional performance with a fudgsicle. It's silly, stupid and great.

  • Pompeii


    Like Hollywood ate some bad money and had to poo it all out really quickly.