Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Flesh + Blood 1985

  ★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2023

  If the Princess Bride was a self reflexive commentary on itself with an abundance of violence and rape.

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  Napoleon 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Nov 2023

  Ridley Scott making a bizarro opera of sexual frustration as violence has me lined up for that directors cut. I hope they play the "destined to be my pork chop" scene at the Oscars

Popular reviews

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  Fire Birds 1990

  ★★★ Rewatched 05 Jan 2014

  Nicolas Cage in the Top Gun knock off you didn't know existed. Tommy Lee Jones gives an exceptional performance with a fudgsicle. It's silly, stupid and great.

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  Pompeii 2014

  ★ Watched 07 Nov 2014 1

  Like Hollywood ate some bad money and had to poo it all out really quickly.