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  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2


    Still the best superhero movie Josh Brolin's been in.

  • HauntedWeen



    A hero emerges...his name is HANKS.

    Also, the end credits promise "Hauntedween II." I want this more than the fourth AVENGERS movie.

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  • Bad Apples

    Bad Apples


    This dimestore version of THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT is almost a success. Actually, for the first hour, I was surprised how much I was enjoying BAD APPLES, considering the bad buzz I had heard on it, and surprised more people didn't just give it a pass based on the "human-o-lantern" that pops up during its running time, or the moment where our titular villains kill a person with what appears to be roadkill.

    But the movie regretfully shoots itself…

  • Deadpool 2

    Deadpool 2


    You know how they say movies have "blink-and-you-miss-it" cameos? This one has one of those, where it's literally a flash of a person, who happens to be the very last human being I'd ever expect to see in a comic book movie. And it was hilarious.

    Oh yeah, and the rest of the movie's pretty great, too.