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  • Da Sweet Blood of Jesus

    Da Sweet Blood of Jesus

    ★★★½

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  • Rot

    Rot

    ★★★★

    Joel D. Wynkoop talks to a toilet in this one. And with that, I think I've justified my rating.

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  • Evil Toons

    Evil Toons

    ★★★★

    I know, I know, there's only one "toon" in this low-budget horror comedy from Fred Olen Ray, but I enjoy EVIL TOONS so much that I'm far past the point of caring. The harmless, light-as-air tone of it all brings me so much joy, and this could be my favorite of all the Ray films I've seen. With Dick Miller watching a Dick Miller movie on TV and wondering why this actor never won an Oscar.

  • The Strangers: Prey at Night

    The Strangers: Prey at Night

    ★★★★★

    THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT takes the sadistic, remorseless antagonists of Bryan Bertino's bleak, nihilistic shocker and puts them in a film that owes more to John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper -- where they're still pretty remorseless and sadistic, slowly toying with a family (led by Christina Hendricks and Martin Henderson) paying a visit to a trailer park and ratcheting up the mayhem. Their murderous motivations seem as simple as ever; when a rebellious teenager (Bailee Madison) asks why they're…