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  • Zombie Nightmare

    Zombie Nightmare


    This isn't perfect, but it deserves better than a 2.3/10 on IMDB. Adam West walks the line between being deadpan and overacting.

  • Hellraiser: Hellworld

    Hellraiser: Hellworld


    Well, it's a better Henry Cavill movie than JUSTICE LEAGUE. Although I have a feeling Lance Henriksen let out a long laugh between takes after he said the line, "Like a bad horror movie, isn't it?"

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  • The Strangers: Prey at Night

    The Strangers: Prey at Night


    THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT takes the sadistic, remorseless antagonists of Bryan Bertino's bleak, nihilistic shocker and puts them in a film that owes more to John Carpenter and Tobe Hooper -- where they're still pretty remorseless and sadistic, slowly toying with a family (led by Christina Hendricks and Martin Henderson) paying a visit to a trailer park and ratcheting up the mayhem. Their murderous motivations seem as simple as ever; when a rebellious teenager (Bailee Madison) asks why they're…

  • Offerings



    Before Rob Zombie helmed his vastly underrated (that's right, I'm about to say it) HALLOWEEN remake, there was OFFERINGS. It often follows the same beats, with its own synthesizer score. And honestly, I like it better than a couple HALLOWEEN sequels, just on pure garbage factor, with small little treats like the opening, which features some prime over- and underacting; the fact that our heroes mysteriously find a pizza and then eat it, finding what they know is not sausage…