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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    It's the first STAR WARS movie where someone describes something as "big ass." So therefore, I enjoyed it.

  • Cathy's Curse

    Cathy's Curse


    The new Severin blu-ray edition of this is a revelation, almost feeling like they scraped away the grime of the public domain versions to reveal the wonderful colors underneath. It's not exactly SUSPIRIA, but Lord knows I'll watch this way more times than that classic....

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  • Satan's Little Helper

    Satan's Little Helper


    JUST BEFORE DAWN's Jeff Lieberman wrote and directed this twisted little horror comedy about a young boy, whose mind has been warped by his favorite video game, "Satan's Little Helper," who presumes a man in a mask on Halloween is in fact the Devil, and they're about to reenact the game -- and that none of it is real.

    Ah, but it very much is. Unfortunately, the man is actually a cat smashing, panty-sniffing serial killer, who is more than…

  • Blood Creek

    Blood Creek


    A lot of people rag on Joel Schumacher, but I don't think I'll ever be part of that camp. For every BATMAN AND ROBIN, there's a LOST BOYS or a FALLING DOWN or a PHONE BOOTH or a BLOOD CREEK. Hold on, you may say. What's BLOOD CREEK? It was Schumacher's last venture into horror territory, and it got more of a burial than a release by its studio. Which is too bad, because it's really damn good.

    Dominic Purcell…