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  • Escape Room

    Escape Room

    Yeah, I don't like this. It kind of feels like the worst SAW movie never made (the best, however, is LAW ABIDING CITIZEN) with some sequences missing the energy needed to generate actual suspense. It also sloppily sets up a sequel with a big bad villain in silhouette which only made me think of Dr. Claw from INSPECTOR GADGET. All he needed was the metal hand and a cat. However, you can now count me as a member of the Deborah Ann Wool fan club.

  • Blood Hook

    Blood Hook

    ★★★★

    Featuring the most cowardly, unlikable slasher movie protagonist of all time.

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  • Leprechaun Returns

    Leprechaun Returns

    ★★★★

    I want to thank LEPRECHAUN RETURNS for bringing back 1990s horror. I missed it so.

  • Cutting Class

    Cutting Class

    ★★★★

    Written by the creator of SALUTE YOUR SHORTS (No, really!), CUTTING CLASS is even more bananas as than I remember, with Brad Pitt in an early role as one of the biggest asshole boyfriends of all time. How much is he an asshole? He almost runs over a child due to his own stupidity and then tries to make a cute joke about it. The rest of the movie is about as subtle as a brick, with just about every…