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  • Stay Hungry

    Stay Hungry

    ★★½

    Freddy Krueger, Conan, & The Dude: The Early Years

    Plus Sally Field with the fakest southern accent I've ever heard.

  • King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

    ★★★★

    Critics get on my nerves.

    So you're telling me that you were not expecting a Guy Ritchie movie to be a Guy Ritchie movie? Before there was even a trailer, just the announcement that Guy Ritchie was making a King Arthur movie, I knew how it would look and that I would love it. This looks even better! Did it have a few flaws? Yes. Is it as bad as almost everyone says it is? 100000% no.

    Most of the…