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  • Santa Claws

    Santa Claws

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    Peaks too early when someone refers to a child murdering his parents as β€œpiss poor behaviour”

  • Better Watch Out

    Better Watch Out

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    A total fucking downer featuring the most irritating lead actor I’ve seen in years, ie an excellent companion piece to The Babysitter. I hate Christmas now

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  • The Babysitter

    The Babysitter

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    Oh, another movie made by a dude in his forties where 12 year-olds do stuff like quote The Godfather Part 2 and reference Star Trek: The Next Generation. Goodie.

  • Cyclone

    Cyclone

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    Sometimes, when people ask me what kind of movies I like, I say "oh y'know, Altman and Scorsese and stuff" when really I mean "Fred Olen Ray movies about women who ride motorcycles and shoot lazers at people".