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House of Gucci 2021
Gaga dressed as Ned Flanders on the slopes is one for the ages. A dumb, opulent, frivolous, corny, indulgent wig-festival. This is the only correct tone for 21st century Al Pacino. Basically: Ridley Scott‘s Showgirls
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9 Deaths of the Ninja 1985
There’s only one thing funnier than a tiny child breakdancing, and that’s a tiny child using nunchucks. This is horribly paced which really drags it down but Sho Kosugi looks absolutely stoked at all times. The credits sequence, with Sho gingerly swishing a sword about while spandex-clad dancers pirouette around him, is the stuff of dreams. In one scene Kane Kosugi literally lights a dude's asshole on fire. A worthy addition to the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cannon universe
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The Babysitter 2017
Oh, another movie made by a dude in his forties where 12 year-olds do stuff like quote The Godfather Part 2 and reference Star Trek: The Next Generation. Goodie.
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Fatal Attraction 1987
Can I get a comprehensive list of movies that can be synopsised as "Michael Douglas should've kept his dingus in his pants"
