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Storm Catcher 1999
Pretty awful, but I will say that if every movie ended with Dolph looking directly into camera and winking - whether heβs in the cast list or not - then the world would be a much brighter place
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Miracle Valley 2021
Ti West wishes he could. In short, this is 2022βs Verotika. Essential dank viewing if youβre a dirty little piggy like me
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The Babysitter 2017
Oh, another movie made by a dude in his forties where 12 year-olds do stuff like quote The Godfather Part 2 and reference Star Trek: The Next Generation. Goodie.
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Fatal Attraction 1987
Can I get a comprehensive list of movies that can be synopsised as "Michael Douglas should've kept his dingus in his pants"