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  Storm Catcher 1999

  ★★ Watched by Alan 🐳 19 May 2022

  Pretty awful, but I will say that if every movie ended with Dolph looking directly into camera and winking - whether he’s in the cast list or not - then the world would be a much brighter place

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  Miracle Valley 2021

  Watched by Alan 🐳 17 May 2022 1

  Ti West wishes he could. In short, this is 2022’s Verotika. Essential dank viewing if you’re a dirty little piggy like me

Popular reviews

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  The Babysitter 2017

  ★★ Watched by Alan 🐳 14 Oct 2017 9

  Oh, another movie made by a dude in his forties where 12 year-olds do stuff like quote The Godfather Part 2 and reference Star Trek: The Next Generation. Goodie.

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  Fatal Attraction 1987

  ★★★★ Watched by Alan 🐳 03 Mar 2017 2

  Can I get a comprehensive list of movies that can be synopsised as "Michael Douglas should've kept his dingus in his pants"