Oh, another movie made by a dude in his forties where 12 year-olds do stuff like quote The Godfather Part 2 and reference Star Trek: The Next Generation. Goodie.
I had no expectations, so I was blown away by how good the first 30-45 minutes of this were. I was IN, man. I was reminded of why I loved the original movies so much, and I sat there thinking "wow, they fixed Star Wars".
Then, it goes kinda tits up. The second half drags, and goes in all sorts of directions that never really amount to anything. If I was to sum this up in a sentence,…