Octavia really shines in her role as The Old Dude At The Hardcore Show

Thanks to Blu-ray we can now see Christopher Lambert’s ballsack with crystal clarity during that sex scene. The best use I’m ever likely to get out of my new 65-inch TV 🥇

Oh, another movie made by a dude in his forties where 12 year-olds do stuff like quote The Godfather Part 2 and reference Star Trek: The Next Generation. Goodie.

Sometimes, when people ask me what kind of movies I like, I say "oh y'know, Altman and Scorsese and stuff" when really I mean "Fred Olen Ray movies about women who ride motorcycles and shoot lazers at people".