★★ Watched 13 Dec, 2017
Peaks too early when someone refers to a child murdering his parents as “piss poor behaviour”
★ Watched 10 Dec, 2017
A total fucking downer featuring the most irritating lead actor I’ve seen in years, ie an excellent companion piece to The Babysitter. I hate Christmas now
★★ Watched 14 Oct, 2017 9
Oh, another movie made by a dude in his forties where 12 year-olds do stuff like quote The Godfather Part 2 and reference Star Trek: The Next Generation. Goodie.
★★★½ Watched 26 Sep, 2014 2
Sometimes, when people ask me what kind of movies I like, I say "oh y'know, Altman and Scorsese and stuff" when really I mean "Fred Olen Ray movies about women who ride motorcycles and shoot lazers at people".