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Hoodrats 2: Hoodrat Warriors 2008
Mix STREETS OF RAGE with the video for IT’S SO COLD IN THE D and you’ve got this. Probably closer to the latter in terms of production value. Advanced dank viewing, definitely not recommended for beginners. I liked it!
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The Crow: Wicked Prayer 2005
In fairness, Edward Furlong is much more qualified to play a goth than Brandon Lee in that he’s short, chubby and addicted to painkillers and huffing furniture polish
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The Babysitter 2017
Oh, another movie made by a dude in his forties where 12 year-olds do stuff like quote The Godfather Part 2 and reference Star Trek: The Next Generation. Goodie.
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Fatal Attraction 1987
Can I get a comprehensive list of movies that can be synopsised as "Michael Douglas should've kept his dingus in his pants"
