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  • On Chesil Beach

    On Chesil Beach


    Brie Larson had The Glass Castle; Saoirse Ronan now has On Chesil Beach.

    The way it wraps up is so corny, you could draw crop circles in it and call it Signs. It starts off (slightly) interesting but devolves into a crammed, desperately manipulative mess.

    Felt like the director watched movies like Up, La La Land, or the Before trilogy too many times and went: you think those had sad moments?! Watch me top them! XD

  • Unicorn Store

    Unicorn Store


    Brie Larson could have created something conventional with her directorial debut but does the complete opposite; it's magical, teeming with an imagination and oddity that most films are too scared to try. There are no boundaries for how fantastical it gets which makes it so... wonderful. And liberating.

    Witness the love and effort put into this film; see it for her terrific, hilarious, and touching performance (easily my favourite of hers). If anything, watch it for her ICONIC wardrobe. Bravo, Brie!

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  • The Bourne Identity

    The Bourne Identity


    16 years later and this film still manages to be so damn cool. I remember all the kids in my high school wanting to be Jason Bourne (sans amnesia, migraines... and everyone wanting to kill him).

    The action set pieces have aged so well. One particular sequence that never fails to blow me away is Bourne vs. The Professor (played by Clive Owen); it’s so simple and perfectly displays the unstoppable force that he is.

    Bourne’s ruthlessness reminded me of…

  • A Bigger Splash

    A Bigger Splash


    Luca Guadagnino is the King of Ideal Summer Vacations. Take your pick: Armie Hammer in the northern Italian countryside, or Dakota Johnson on the beautiful island of Pantelleria?

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  • Game Night

    Game Night


    Things missing from Game Night:
    Tired, overdone high-on-drugs sequence; someone’s bare ass we didn’t ask to see; James Franco; a barrage of penis, boobs and vagina jokes; a diarrhea scene (classic comedy)

    Things present in Game Night:
    Smart, surprisingly creative cinematography; a bumping, synth-heavy score; Jesse Plemons; hilarious scenes that mirror popular board games; tons of film references; incredible chemistry with the entire cast

    PSA: Rachel McAdams is hot.

  • Annihilation




    I’m done yelling. Dare I say it: this annihilated me (sorry). I was filled with nightmarish wonder, suffocated by unease. I feel exhausted.

    This is the spiritual sequel to Stalker I’ve daydreamed about, dialled up to a thousand. I felt the same sense of awe watching films like 2001: A Space Odyssey, Arrival, Interstellar — it may sound hyperbolic, but what the third act presented was my kind of milkshake. There won’t be a bolder film in 2018.

    Natalie is and forever will be a bad bitch.