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  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • If Beale Street Could Talk

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  • Emily the Criminal

    ★★★

  • Romeo + Juliet

    ★★★

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★★

  • Prey

    ★★★½

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  • Emily the Criminal

    Emily the Criminal

    ★★★

    *Aubrey Plaza dishes out another death threat*

    Me: don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t get turned on, don’t 

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★★

    Spills as much tea as it does blood which makes it an absolute RIOT.

    Ten minutes in, I was wondering why A24 distributed this one; director Halina Reijn takes a seemingly simple concept, flips it on its head and cranks it up to one-hundred. Respectfully, there's Safdie levels of tension here. And while it's easy to sing praises for Rachel Sennott, every member of the cast kills it.

    A great party film, an amazing sleepover flick, and the perfect choice if you're the type to enjoy watching friends react to something for the first time.

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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    Midsommar mixtape

    1. “Take My Breath Away”  ‪4:17 | Berlin
    2. “Toxic” 3:19 | Britney Spears
    3. “Get Another Boyfriend” 3:05‬ | Backstreet Boys
    4. “Jump” ‪4:02‬ | Van Halen
    5. “Country Pie” ‪1:37‬ | Bob Dylan
    6. “U Can't Touch This” 4:16‬ | MC Hammer
    7. “One Dance” 2:54‬ | Drake
    8. “Dancing Queen” 3:50‬ | ABBA
    9. “Crying in the Club” 3:36‬ | Camila Cabello
    10. “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” 3:13‬ | Taylor Swift
    11.…

  • Cam

    Cam

    ★★★½

    If directors were cam girls

    Ridley Scott: not sure if tonight’s show will be good but stick around to find out, you never know!

    Burton: with me tonight are returning guests Helena and Johnny

    Chazelle: jazz for me baby 

    Wes Anderson: *attempts to stay center-frame at all times*

    Shyamalan: watch until the end. it’ll be worth it, I promise. ;)

    Guadagnino: this’ll be another long one, we’ll be streaming Tilda sun comes up 

    Edgar Wright: with me tonight are returning…