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Favorite films

  • Phantom Thread
  • Fair Play
  • Decision to Leave
  • Cold War

Recent activity

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes


  • The Worst Person in the World


  • Godzilla Minus One


  • Maestro


Pinned reviews

  • Frances Ha

    Frances Ha


    Today, strive to be a bit more like Frances: twirl in the streets to some Bowie, tell your best friend you love them. But most importantly, keep at it—don’t give up. Frances’ friends were honest enough to tell her she didn’t have her shit together.

    Frances got her shit together.

    You can too.

Recent reviews

  • May December

    May December


    Think Mysterious Skin but Hollywood.

    And camp. Expensive camp. Watching two decorated actresses out-ham (out-ham?) each other was a delight.

    Initially the film incited a bit of tonal whiplash, but I believe Haynes will be lauded for telling a bold story in such an unconventional way—the grandiose, melodramatic score enforced by the borderline-silly overacting, the congregation of two oblivious caricatures whose motivations fly over each other’s heads, all contrasted by bigger, bleaker revelations.

    May December encapsulates life’s quieter chaoses and how duller tools in the shed are tasked with navigating them, ensuing in tone deaf hilarity but, ultimately, harmful repercussions.

  • Double Lover

    Double Lover


    Ménage à trois, incest and infidelity, the blurred lines of consensual non-consent, and the wildest opening sequence to grace thine eyes.

    I haven’t even gotten to the best parts yet.

    Oh, the French—they operate in their own plane of horniness.

Popular reviews

  • Midsommar



    Midsommar mixtape

    1. “Take My Breath Away”  ‪4:17 | Berlin
    2. “Toxic” 3:19 | Britney Spears
    3. “Get Another Boyfriend” 3:05‬ | Backstreet Boys
    4. “Jump” ‪4:02‬ | Van Halen
    5. “Country Pie” ‪1:37‬ | Bob Dylan
    6. “U Can't Touch This” 4:16‬ | MC Hammer
    7. “One Dance” 2:54‬ | Drake
    8. “Dancing Queen” 3:50‬ | ABBA
    9. “Crying in the Club” 3:36‬ | Camila Cabello
    10. “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” 3:13‬ | Taylor Swift

  • Cam



    If directors were cam girls

    Ridley Scott: not sure if tonight’s show will be good but stick around to find out, you never know!

    Burton: with me tonight are returning guests Helena and Johnny

    Chazelle: jazz for me baby 

    Wes Anderson: *attempts to stay center-frame at all times*

    Shyamalan: watch until the end. it’ll be worth it, I promise. ;)

    Guadagnino: this’ll be another long one, we’ll be streaming Tilda sun comes up 

    Edgar Wright: with me tonight are returning…