I'm that basic bitch commercial slop is made for.

If it looks pretty and sounds good, chances are, I'm going to like it.

Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • In Bruges
  • Heathers

Recent activity

  • Mission: Impossible III


  • Star Trek


  • The Mummy


  • G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra


Recent reviews

  • Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III


    Movie runtime = 126 minutes
    Tom Cruise runtime = 30% of that

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy


    The best part of this was when they showed The Book of the Living from the Brendan Fraser mummy-verse.

Popular reviews

  • Dirt Music

    Dirt Music


    I’m just thankful for a story that lends itself to Garrett Hedlund being shirtless for a good portion of the movie.

  • A Christmas Star

    A Christmas Star


    I wish I could give this zero stars.

    This movie is infuriating.  How dare that doofus, hypocritical park ranger make her feel bad about focusing on something she’s been trying to achieve her whole life.

    And what a stupid woman to be like , “tee hee hee, a cute guy told me not to pay attention to dumb ol’ work. I’m going to abandon everything I’ve been working towards since I was a child.”