Troll 2 ★★★

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0/5 for making sense
0/5 for having actual trolls
4/5 for promoting clean eating habits -- coffee is the devil's drink. (A point was deducted because there has to be more logical way of maintaining a vegetarian diet.)
5/5 for THE BEST FUCKING DANCE SEQUENCE ever put on film
5/5 for being entertaining as all hell.

Averaged out to a solid 3/5

Whether it's the weird sexual corn sequence, ghost grandpa giving his grandson Molotov cocktails, or the use of bologna to defeat Stonehenge? (admittedly, I got lost at this part) – Troll 2 will having you going “huh?”

Granted, you probably could have achieved the same script by putting the dictionary into a blender and then filming whatever results where poured out but that doesn’t make this movie any less entertaining.

So tighten your belt one loop to stave off hunger pains and don’t question why your food is all green because this movie will have you awkwardly screaming “Oh my goddddddddddddddddddddddd….,” while a fly crawls all over your forehead.