Letterboxd — Your life in film

Movie runtime = 126 minutes
Tom Cruise runtime = 30% of that

The best part of this was when they showed The Book of the Living from the Brendan Fraser mummy-verse.

I remember watching this wishing they made a Snake Eyes movie because he was the best part of this whole thing (him and Brendan Fraser).

Be careful what you wish for.

There’s no doubt in my mind that Werner Herzog would chew off his own fingers if needed.

Ethan’s nonchalance as his one glove stops working as he’s 1700ft off the ground is a level of calm under pressure that I aspire to.

Me before Benji is taken: “We don’t negotiate with terrorists.”
Me after: “Whatever they want.  GIVE THEM WHATEVER THEY WANT!!!!!”

We all know why I watched this.

A stellar ensemble cast full of Hollywood dreamboats and Ben Affleck.

*exasperated sigh* Jesus Christ, that's not Jason Bourne.

May the 4th be with you

I wish I had a button on my hand that I could press to leave situations I no longer wanted to be in, i.e., every single conversation I have with another human being.

The Thunderdome is cool...anything beyond the Thunderdome I don't want.