• Mission: Impossible III

    Mission: Impossible III


    Movie runtime = 126 minutes
    Tom Cruise runtime = 30% of that

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy


    The best part of this was when they showed The Book of the Living from the Brendan Fraser mummy-verse.

  • G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

    G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra


    I remember watching this wishing they made a Snake Eyes movie because he was the best part of this whole thing (him and Brendan Fraser).

    Be careful what you wish for.

  • Jack Reacher

    Jack Reacher


    There’s no doubt in my mind that Werner Herzog would chew off his own fingers if needed.

  • Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

    Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol


    Ethan’s nonchalance as his one glove stops working as he’s 1700ft off the ground is a level of calm under pressure that I aspire to.

  • Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation

    Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation


    Me before Benji is taken: “We don’t negotiate with terrorists.”
    Me after: “Whatever they want.  GIVE THEM WHATEVER THEY WANT!!!!!”

  • Bloodsucking Bastards

    Bloodsucking Bastards


    We all know why I watched this.

  • Triple Frontier

    Triple Frontier


    A stellar ensemble cast full of Hollywood dreamboats and Ben Affleck.

  • The Bourne Legacy

    The Bourne Legacy


    *exasperated sigh* Jesus Christ, that's not Jason Bourne.

  • The Last Starfighter

    The Last Starfighter


    May the 4th be with you

  • The Cell

    The Cell


    I wish I had a button on my hand that I could press to leave situations I no longer wanted to be in, i.e., every single conversation I have with another human being.

  • Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

    Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome


    The Thunderdome is cool...anything beyond the Thunderdome I don't want.