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  • Silver Linings Playbook
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • The Big Lebowski
  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

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  • Masters of the Universe

    ★★★½

  • Nightmare Alley

    ★★★★

  • Lethal Weapon 2

    ★★★★★

  • Kwaidan

    ★★★★

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  • Masters of the Universe

    Masters of the Universe

    ★★★½

    Now you see it's terrible but it's also a Blockbuster with Bombs, Babes, and Frank Langella as Skeletor.

    I finally decided to check this out with how awesome Masters of the Universe Revelation is. That's the real sauce.

    But this was just absurd and tons if fun. Courtney Cox calls someone Monica. I have a ton of respect for their tight hold of the close up on her face when she's changing. The most mature thing a Canon Picture has ever done.

    Why he got a gun?

  • Nightmare Alley

    Nightmare Alley

    ★★★★

    An old 20th Century Fox picture. Not often you see that after the Criterion swirl.

    Picked this babe up in anticipation for the new Del Toro. Who knows how similar they are but from the trailers and seeing this- may be closer than one would expect.

    Either way I loved it. My absolute jimmy jam.

    Let's have a Monday!

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  • American Pie

    American Pie

    ★★★★

    He fucks the pie unprompted. Like for no reason. Why are we not talking about this more? He just sees the pie, and fucks it. It doesn't look like a vagina, it doesn't have any sexual overtones or exaggerations to it. It's just a pie his mother made him and he says, "Well, logically, I'm gonna fuck it." He put his dick in a pie and then got close to Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck? Like if the pay-off was Michelle saying "One…

  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight

    ★★★★★

    My Uncle: [to my family] So Force Awakens comes out this weekend, so you see that. Okay, definitely. But nobody was making you go see Daddy's Home instead of Hateful Eight...

    Me: [nods] They damn sure wasn't!

    My Uncle: But Hateful Eight's sure enough laying over there 3rd in the box office, looking abysmal ain't it?

    Me: It damn sure is, you sons-of-bitches!

    My Uncle: Just like any one of you who should have went and seen it...

    Me: Like me, damn it!