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  • Please Stand By

    Please Stand By

    ★★

    I feel she would know about brads.

  • Tau

    Tau

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    HAL 9000: "My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it."

    TAU: "NOOOO!! DOOOON'T!!! <zapping sounds> AAAAUUUGGH!!!"

    sigh

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    ★★

    Taliban fighters are ignominiously dispatched in gloriously juicy splatters; our protagonist's comrades valiantly fall in majestic slow-motion. All that's missing are insert shots of awed, teary-eyed observers. Hooyah.

  • Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Second viewing; holds up great (aside from the obvious narrative holes such as Suspect With Biggest Axe To Grind Evading Suspicion In Abduction Of Vehicular Homicide Girl - though on the other hand, now that it's all the rage I look forward to the plot hole-filling prequel which valiantly explains how Lang's blind character might've sought her out and captured her in the first place). Firmly on #TeamPvtJoker with regards to Alvarez's facility in establishing the house's geography.