Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Crazy, Stupid, Love. 2011

  ★★★ Rewatched 30 Jun 2023

  gonna rewatch ryan gosling's little hand-over-mouth giggle on repeat whenever i need to extract dopamine.

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  80 for Brady 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Jul 2023

  i'm soooo big and brave for watching a movie about sports. (@ jane fonda @ lily tomlin do NOT do it again!)

Popular reviews

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  Jumanji 1995

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Jul 2016 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  the part where alan asks if his parents are still around and the guy is like, "yeah, i see 'em now and then. they're over on adams street"... and then he goes to adams street and it's a CEMETERY and they're DEAD. i would have gone back and punched that guy in the face.

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  Shrek 2 2004

  ★★★★★ Added 3

  whenever anyone tells me sequels are never as good as the original, i point them in the direction of this fucking masterpiece.

  shrek: pretty good.

  shrek 2: funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the greatest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. genuinely funny references. modern fantasy world so surreal it actually works. amazing score. directors get sad when they realise they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to holding out for a hero. five-star cinematic experience.

  shrek 3: bad.

  shrek 4: bad.