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  • All the Boys Love Mandy Lane

    ★★★½

  • London Fields

    ★★

  • Escape Room: Tournament of Champions

    ★★½

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    ★★★

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  • Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Things this movie did:

    ● Unnecessarily killed a significant female character from the first movie within about 10 minutes, after giving her 20 seconds of screentime. Likely because they decided that she wouldn't be the love interest that she was set up to potentially be (thus rendering her useless and disposable, obviously).

    ● Used the flimsiest excuse and explanation possible to unnecessarily bring back a male character who was killed in the first movie, then do absolutely nothing with him…

  • Jumanji

    Jumanji

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the part where alan asks if his parents are still around and the guy is like, "yeah, i see 'em now and then. they're over on adams street"... and then he goes to adams street and it's a CEMETERY and they're DEAD. i would have gone back and punched that guy in the face.