tbh I do respect the foresight of the abbess who had a trap door leading to a vat of acid just in case she needed to quickly, efficiently rid herself of any uppity nuns

Many many movies rolled into one, with literally nonstop action to the point it kinda drags because you're exhausted from all the ACTION. But I very much appreciated how bizarre it is, how it throws a million elements at you and never gives you a moment to really question the monumental weirdness of it all because every five minutes there's a new ridiculous fantasy creature or bonkers setpiece or slapstick gag. I would cut out some of the sexist bits and egregious torture scene, though.

BEST OF ALL! Surprise Ghost Lady!!! <3 <3

ughhhhhhhhhh who CARES though

Very interested in Claude Rains's magic psychiatry that cures nervous women of their bad eyesight so they don't have to wear glasses anymore.