Favorite films

  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
  • I ♥ Huckabees
  • Swingers

Recent activity

  • Baba Yaga


  • Atman

  • Bio Hunter


  • X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes


Recent reviews

  • Baba Yaga

    Baba Yaga


    Honestly it wasn’t that gay, not sure why everyone was like “she’s an old lesbo in love with you” but also I was very distracted by yet ANOTHER DREAM PHOTOGRAPHER’S APARTMENT SET UP!!!!! The place was decorated in red black and white—THATS MY THING TOO!!!!!! and I took 500 screen shots I need to blueprint this apartment wow.

    It also did cinematography, colors, and surrealism PERFECTLY!!!! The editing, the photo inserts, the playing with present moment as a memory forward…

  • Atman


    Would’ve done better as a reel

Popular reviews

  • A Good Day to Die Hard

    A Good Day to Die Hard


    Die Hard 4 is a shakespearian MASTERPIECE compared to this utter piece of shit film.

    Go to a Monster Truck show and have some large Russian dude violently shake the shit out of you and it would be a way better time than watching this mind-numbingly/blowingly bad rotting garbage bag of a "movie".

    half a star for Bruce Willis' middle finger.

  • Three to Tango

    Three to Tango


    HOW 2 MAKE A 90s MOVIE:

    -center parted neve Campbell hair 
    -a cast member from 'friends'
    -swing music 
    -a little slapstick humor with sound effect
    -lots of spaghetti strap tank tops 
    -some wacky jokes 
    -emotional speech reveal 
    -standing ovation slow clap