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  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Space Adventure Cobra: The Movie
  • I ♥ Huckabees
  • Swingers

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  • Virtual Combat

    ★★

  • War Dogs

    ★★½

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    ★★★★★

  • Flatland: The Film

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  • Virtual Combat

    Virtual Combat

    ★★

    Aka Grid Runners. When I watch movies of this caliber, I suddenly forget how to make good films and wonder if it’s possible to act at all and wish there was mike and the bots riffing during all the dead air between stilted lines and weird choices. 

    I do enjoy seeing how clever they get within a small budget and like to imagine people having fun making a b-movie as long as it’s not too serious. Smoke, lasers, goo. I…

  • War Dogs

    War Dogs

    ★★½

    Would you wrap a lizard in cashmere?

    For a split second I thought Miles teller was gonna have to jerk off bradley Cooper at the end but spoiler alert: that was not the case :(

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  • A Good Day to Die Hard

    A Good Day to Die Hard

    ½

    Die Hard 4 is a shakespearian MASTERPIECE compared to this utter piece of shit film.

    Go to a Monster Truck show and have some large Russian dude violently shake the shit out of you and it would be a way better time than watching this mind-numbingly/blowingly bad rotting garbage bag of a "movie".

    half a star for Bruce Willis' middle finger.

  • Shinjuku Boys

    Shinjuku Boys

    ★★★★

    this is one of those amazing gems made just for me. a movie that is compounded of all the perfect things in my long list of intense interests. documentaries, 90s, tokyo, tokyo in the 90s, host clubs, flashy clubs, androgyny, interesting people with interesting lives, girls as boys, boys as girls, drag queens, cool people living their damn lives and just trying to be happy being who they are.

    I loved the old engrained subtitles, the shots of shinjuku from…