Honestly it wasn’t that gay, not sure why everyone was like “she’s an old lesbo in love with you” but also I was very distracted by yet ANOTHER DREAM PHOTOGRAPHER’S APARTMENT SET UP!!!!! The place was decorated in red black and white—THATS MY THING TOO!!!!!! and I took 500 screen shots I need to blueprint this apartment wow.
It also did cinematography, colors, and surrealism PERFECTLY!!!! The editing, the photo inserts, the playing with present moment as a memory forward…
Die Hard 4 is a shakespearian MASTERPIECE compared to this utter piece of shit film.
Go to a Monster Truck show and have some large Russian dude violently shake the shit out of you and it would be a way better time than watching this mind-numbingly/blowingly bad rotting garbage bag of a "movie".
half a star for Bruce Willis' middle finger.
HOW 2 MAKE A 90s MOVIE:
-center parted neve Campbell hair
-a cast member from 'friends'
-goatee
-swing music
-a little slapstick humor with sound effect
-lots of spaghetti strap tank tops
-chiffon
-some wacky jokes
-emotional speech reveal
-standing ovation slow clap
