alfiejinnes

another white boy with a letterboxd what will he review?

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Knives Out
  • Jojo Rabbit
  • How to Train Your Dragon

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  • Galaxy Quest

    ★★★★★

  • Geostorm

    ★★★★★

  • Help! I'm a Fish

    ★★★½

  • Cats

    ★★★★★

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  • Galaxy Quest

    Galaxy Quest

    ★★★★★

    Had the potential to have had a sequel come out in 2014 - 2018 with that weird CGI that looks a bit too cartoon-y but also too realistic, with a story that's actually quite good but people wouldn't like it because it would "mess with [their] childhood

  • Geostorm

    Geostorm

    ★★★★★

    Geostorm has everything i want from a B movie about killer weather; obvious reshoots, a heterosexual relationship that should not be a thing, an annoying child, and an ominous computer voice counting down the imminent threat at random intervals.

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  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    Watching this film feels like you're trying to listen to someone near you in a busy place read out the Wikipedia article to a much better film, but the page keeps refreshing and they start reading it again but from a different place each time.

  • No Country for Old Men

    No Country for Old Men

    I had to watch this film for my Film Studies course in College. I hate it with a passion and I wish every day that I could go back in time and un-see this film. Truly painful to sit through.